Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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