i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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