break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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