Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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