They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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