Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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