quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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