Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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