We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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