I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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