I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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