I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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