is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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