Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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