i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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