But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So vagazzling was a success
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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