piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I smell stomach acid.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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