Having a random hookup so left but love u
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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