wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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