k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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