Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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