But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't shave. On purpose
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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