Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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