You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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