Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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