sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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