no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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