I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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