Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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