How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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