im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
