If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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