Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
