tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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