We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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