At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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