wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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