You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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