I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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