I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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