She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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