I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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