I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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