Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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