That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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