Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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