I don't think brook has ever known best
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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