i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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