U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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