oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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