It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think my vagina is haunted
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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