I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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