Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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