how can u be prego again
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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