one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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