I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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