I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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