Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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