We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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