We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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